As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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