i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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