He is such a slut. More and more my type.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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