Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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