You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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