Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
