Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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