people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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