the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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