Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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