Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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