Plan B is the new Plan A
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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