he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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