So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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