i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
