I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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