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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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