Say something about gay babies.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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