maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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