He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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