You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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