whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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