just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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