I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
3pm strippers are depressing
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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