How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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