Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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