Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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