Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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