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(917): View more from New York City

You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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(226): View more from Ontario

can you blame him?

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i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(514): View more from Quebec

..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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(816): View more from Missouri

he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.

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(917): View more from New York City

I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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(408): View more from California

He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

New vibrator arrived today.

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How was it?

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Who are these wee mortals we call men?

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(586): View more from Michigan

We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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