i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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