you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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