i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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