When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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