Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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