woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
im on a boat
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