I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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