Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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