So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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