Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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