Whod you bang
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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