I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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