'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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