I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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