i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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