I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
When are your genitals available?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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