she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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