Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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