It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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