It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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