She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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