I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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