I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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