I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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