just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can Purell be used as lube?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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