Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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