you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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