How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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