Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
