Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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